Tuesday 7 May 2013

Pick-me-ups

Although the outdoors is a giant ray of freaking sunshine, I am having a blah day.

It may have to do with the rays of freaking sunshine that got in to my skull yesterday & may have given me sunstroke. Here is a short list of things that make me feel better on days like this. If you don't laugh or relate to at least one, we can't be friends anymore.

1. This video:


2. Having a nice, well formed & non-remarkable shit.

3. Watching terrible ghetto dance movies on TV (step-up, save the last dance etc). I can't decide what I like more, the movie or how far Mr. Ford's eyes roll in the back of his head & imagining them getting stuck there.

4. These two:


5. Finding a great freaking deal!



6. This guy:


7. This puppet



8. Making nice food for my husband who doesn't appreciate it & should be husband swapped with someone else's 23 year old wife to see if they have a full time job, cook extensively, clean, renovate, take care of 4 animals, garden, balance the budget etc etc. AND LOOK THIS GOOD DOING IT!




10. Paying back the dog for the year of shitting in the house by making her wear clothes & being entertained by it.


11. Going to Walmart or De Luca's.

12. Papusas. If you don't know what those are go to JC Tacos or Mercado Latino & stop wasting your life.

13. Cleaning the kitchen counter tops & making the beds so that I can look at the clean kitchen counter tops & made beds.

14. This email: 


15. All of this:



16. Food porn.

17. Wearing sunglasses & nude lipstick. I feel like I could have kicked Hitler's ass in sunglasses & nude lipstick.




19. This kid:



20. This picture:


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